the first line  (from the zine Explaining Women)

 

when the first caveman

eyed the first cavewoman

and felt the animal inside

welling up through knotted gut

dispersing his modicum

of abstract thought

 

then taking a charcoal from the fire

he began to draw, to nullify

the madness in his head

exaggerating those parts

that obsessed him most

breasts, rump and thigh

 

but the shaman’s graphic plan

for all it’s magic artistry 

to possess what he didn’t posses

illustrated his hands’ emptiness

his need for a cunning plan

the need to render her helpless

to succumb to his caveman charm

 

with club in hand and honey for bait

a prehistoric ars amatoria

delivered his desire to his lair

where his fevered hands explored

rounds, clefts and orifices

an anatomical lesson for tyro artists

to draw what is perceived with touch

 

dressed in nothing but her skin

she’s a parchment for his graphic hand

to wander with a line across her naked downs

spread her out like a trophy mat

deep in the cave of his imagination

where his totem is enlarged and proud

he decorated the walls with her nakedness

 

objectified and made concrete

the transient experience of her form

mapped out in radials of a compass

a star chart of metaphysical connections

the geometry of her horoscope

he assesses with his accusatory eye

how his earth spins on her axis

 

she was an equation to be solved

a complex of tangents mapped in time and space

the dumbstruck caveman gawped in awe

as she arced across his sky

heavy and swollen with pendulous breasts

parturient belly and prominent pubis

from which cavebabies crawled

 

whether this is fact or fiction

my imagination or just fictional fact

cultures tumble through the ages

draughtsmen with unique hand

link a knotted line of voluptuous forms

obsessed with their own ideal

on which they hung their insanity

 

 

I remember Degas at the National

sixty pastels of pubescent dancers

each one, both innocent and delinquent

ganged up in collective accusation

that his coordinated hand and eye

produced a mirror into his darkened soul

a predator of teenage girls

 

but who am I in my age of regret

of chances missed and unrequited love

when a gaggle of chattering schoolgirls

sung-song echoed down the street

across the park to beyond the welfare fence

where a host of schoolboy myths were spawned

and legends were cultivated and bloomed

 

aglow and with a nervous hand

like Degas I drew their brilliant star

in delicate line and veils of shade

bikini briefs beneath blue gym knickers

worn as was the fashion then

slipped over fleshy youthful thighs

to reveal the taboo nest

 

see how deep your finger goes’

she urged, as if sharing knowledge

so knuckle deep in a scrub of dampened hair

a suppressed thrill passed between 

something metaphysical, an understanding

our nerve ends igniting like tiny suns

our eyes, colliding planets

 

it was before I had met Egon Schiele

my sketches were ignorant of his hand

and how he framed himself in an image

perched above and looking down

his subject spread before him

the treacherous angst of sexual need

a flayed and twisted skin

 

he was more than half a century dead

but his line was still live and electric 

ten thousand volts passing through my head

frustration and the ache of anticipation

Mary, feline, stretched and wanton

the comedy of do I draw her first

or take her to make sure I had

 

but a line that becomes too familiar

becomes too slack and mannered

a lover who no longer makes the effort

a hand too idle to dance but simply drags

you’ve seen it all before and before was better

the line of her breast sags and belly droops

her garden of spring grass, now weeds

 

 

you can admonish yourself for neglect

but the line insists your hand should wander

what better than Boucher’s plump ripe nudes

to get over serious love gone stale

and bury your face into fleshy pillows

thighs like warm soft waters draw about you

rekindles the loutish youth with a rakish energy

 

Sète in the summer of seventy five

with more shape than Sophia Loren

globes, curves and clefts of burnt sienna suntan

held in place by strategic triangles of orange cotton

she salsaed more than sauntered along the quay

do you speak English?’ I inquired

certainly not!’ she puffed, in perfect English

 

I have a collection of memories like this

like I have collection of Manara’s comic books 

all surface and anyway, who wants depth

when the line wriggles its perfect pert behind

contrives her clumsiness to bare her inner thigh

it is after all, what you follow her for

ligne claire all the way up, at least you hope

 

but perfection is far too predictable 

an appetite for chaos quickly grows

of tangles and knots and clusters of webs

of form and abstractions and confusions

ambiguities to be puzzled over and deciphered

to be read like a fortune teller reads entrails

or a like a man interprets a woman’s mind

 

there is no answer or destination

just experience and the moment of doing

the excitement of drawing a line with your finger

between her breasts and down across her belly

its interest for all its intention, is temporary 

a brief visit to her oasis, her welcoming hostelry

before restlessness has your finger on its way

 

a scuffed charcoal line by a hasty hand

the carelessness of a smudged ink blot

while giving her form and movement 

illustrates a fleeting visit and a hurried departure

for all her gorgeousness, she is abandoned

yesterday’s fashion victim, tomorrow’s retro

some other man’s prized possession

 

these are idle thought clouds drift

memories like the sun’s rays project

the shape of the window across the back wall 

expanding the size of the studio to such a point

the entire universe can be contained within its walls

this I notice, during the model’s ghostly absence

when the line meanders listlessly across the page

 

still life and landscape are worthy subjects

my doodles could be any of these things

the unsettled soul of van Gogh’s turbulent landscapes

lessons in harmony of Morandi’s still lifes

together they reveal the versatile nature of line

the harmonious rhythms and flexing actions

confident strokes and reticent decisions

 

the line loops back on itself, she arrives

having left sometime ago, as though something

brilliant had took root in my garden, created her anew

forever walking through my life, through my life, naked

and the morning streaming through my window

bathes her in a warm glow, to my astonishment

a woman, I have yet to meet but met sometime ago

 


 

 

 

explaining women and other nonsense

 

the first line is the first poem in the slim chapbook explaining women and other nonsense. The main poem after which the chapbook is titled, explaining women, is a satirical poem about a latter day's rake progress, which follows an artist's adventures as he seeks the essence os female perfection and finds cold reality. 

 

Interested in a copy? Contact me: keithbrighouse@yahoo.com